Zunes on the bar

Zunes on the bar
Originally uploaded by ballmerreturns

Apple got some amazing press coverage for a few weeks all because one of their Nasal-toned-nerds "accidentally" left some super-wazoo iPhone in a bar! The iPhone was then sold to Gizmodo and taken apart, x-rayed, examined, .... Apple denied it was theirs but at the same time sicked the lawyers, attack dogs and SWAT team on the magazine site!

The internet was abuzz with this story of intrigue, spies, lies, cover-stories, security, drugs, loose women, nerds, pornographers, nightlife and deception!
online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704342604575222501...

So I figured, "We can do that too!"
It's just taking a little longer for them to take the bait! ....



Hi* *****Buc and Year Bar and Girl*****, and we'd love to have this added to the group!

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! Look at all dat BOOZE!!! ballmerreturns *************

I would LOVE to DRINK all of it in 1 Shitting!!! I mean Sitting!!!!!!

;PPP

oh god this is one o yer FUNNIEST Posts!!!

Gizmodo has gotta Post this + so do WIRED (love gettin' wired) + Cnet + those Wankers Michael AirHead @ TechCrunch + Pete CashLess @ Mushable + thee most Loathsome of all Gary VEE @ WINO!!!

"Zunes on the bar" by ballmerreturns [?]